"Let me tell you about Andrew McCarthy back in the halcyon days of the 1980s. Now you probably recognise him as the adorable dipshit from films like Mannequin or Pretty In Pink, but amongst the Hollywood cognoscenti at the time, Big Mac was known as Fingerblaster 5000.
The girls of the Brat Pack would quiver in fear when ol' Fingerblaster was about. He'd crack his knuckles and Demi Moore would do the fifty yard dash quicker than an Ethiopian with food stamps.
Sorry, total eighties joke that one.
One time on the set of St Elmo's Fire, he rutted out Ally Sheedy so hard she could barely walk straight for weeks. How do you think that film got it's name?"
Sorry, total eighties joke that one.
One time on the set of St Elmo's Fire, he rutted out Ally Sheedy so hard she could barely walk straight for weeks. How do you think that film got it's name?"
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